One day two a man in a woman get in a car accident, and it's completely the woman's fault. The guy gets out of his car to talk to the woman. She gets out and says, 'Since we're both alive, it's a sign from God that we're meant to get married.' She's very pretty, so the guy nods his head to agree with her. Then the woman takes out a bottle of wine and says, 'Look, the wine bottle isn't broken, so it is a sign from God that we have to drink it.' So she takes out the cork and hands the bottle to the man, who drinks half the bottle in a couple of gulps. Then he hands it to the woman, who puts the cork back in the bottle. The guy (slightly tipsy now) asks what she's doing. 'Waiting for the cops,' she says.